how i read homestuck.

Act 1:  What the fuck is this
Act 2:  Who the fuck are they
Act 3:  What the fuck is going on
Act 4:  What the fuck am I reading
Act 5:  Okay, I think I'm starting to understand shit. I really like these trolls. I should be okay-ish now. I think I have a good grasp on what's going on now.
Act 6:  You have got to be shitting me.



today i learned domesticated talking birds that escape are teaching wild talking birds expletives that sometimes become that flockā€™s group call

can you imagine being out on a nature walk and randomly hearing a group of birds screaming HEY ASSHOLE

oh my god